Design Problem: What is the Bible for?

After 9,545 miles traveled and a total of fifty-seven days on the road, I've returned from my summer teaching gig at Worldview Academy. If you've been wondering where I am -- and it seems quite a few of you were -- that's the answer. I'll have more to say about how my ESV Pitt Minion fared on the road, but for now, if you're experiencing advanced symptoms of Bertrand deprivation, here's a fix.

Back in May, the good people at Comment posted a piece I wrote summarizing my design concerns where the Bible is concerned. I should have posted the link back then, but -- what can I say? -- I've been swamped. So here goes:

Enjoy!